Reminder: UTB Deal Ends Tomorrow

Step right up and get your UniEats card with our discount before it's gone! No more excuses about "oh, I don't know where to have it delivered to, home or Penn?" It's move-in time, bitches!

We know you've been meaning to go get your credit card, but it's is totally in the other room and like, why would you stand up? But it's okay! We'll wait here for you to get it. Go ahead.

Got it? Good. The code is "UTBUniEats" for $1 off your purchase here.

We're not going to take you out to eat with our cards, so don't even try it. Just get your own. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to buy a UniEats card, he gets 10% off that fish at many of the fine dining establishments at Penn.