All's Fair In Love And Safety
September 13, 2011 at 1:57 pm
What are you doing this hump day from 12-2 p.m.? If your response was, 'what is class, Alex?' you can go away (but props on that delivery). If, on the other hand, your response was something along the lines of, 'um...' then keep reading! You are the millionth visitor and have won $999,999!!!
Okay, not really. But if your Wednesday load isn't too offensive, Penn's Division of Public Safety, together with the House deans and staff, are hosting a Safety Fair, in which you will be provided with:
"...general information and tips, detailed information about on-campus safety services, snacks, safety literature and give-a-ways."
The Fair will be held in three locations: Upper Quad, Hill Field and the field at 40th and Locust. Snacks, guys! Give-a-ways (rape whistles?)! We just hope they won't be showing this on widescreen.