Bike-A-Thong
September 2, 2011 at 5:04 pm
The third annual Philly Naked Bike Ride is comin' your way this Sunday, September 4th, at dusk. So consult with your local Orthodox Jew to figure out what exact time that is, get as naked as you feel comfortable, and head on over to...TBA.
Basically, this whole thing sounds super shady, but they've done it twice before with turnouts in the thousands, so that's gotta count for something, right? People ride to promote fuel consumption awareness, to save the environment, to have a say about body image, and most likely, to have a good ol' drunken time. (Stop being pseudo-hippies with all these nonsense causes, and just embrace the truth.)
Check out the FAQs about the ride here and stay tuned for announcements on the exact time and location (also available on Facebook). Also, pictures from past years here.