Our Dream Quidditch Team

So you've heard Penn's (finally?) getting a Quidditch team to match our Harry Potter shirts and Hogwarts-like lifestyle. As the 5th of the 5th-best universities, it's imperative that we establish a Quidditch reputation to match. Here's who we'd draft for our inaugural Quidditch lineup. Who would you choose?

Chasers:

• Dean Furda: Nobody chases froshies better than this guy.
• Professor Jonah Berger: He went after the Wharton Iron Prof competition and killed it. We bet he could convince anyone out of their Quaffle.
• Jon Huntsman Jr.: Lord knows the man can chase something, anything, even when it seems impossible.

• Hurricane Irene: While we're not sure she'd actually be able to cause any damage, she'd do a swell job of protecting the Seeker by distracting everyone for a week.
• Jibran Khan: His aggressive style and endless school spirit will provide necessary protection from opposing teams.

• Leah Popowich: Because she is the keeper of our hearts.

• The M4W Guy from Saxby's: Because maybe things would be easier if we just put up a Craiglist ad for the Snitch.
• Or maybe we should just CC every Snitch in town...