BREAKING·According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done·BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·
BREAKING·According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done·BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·
Just try to imagine the pain of those poor souls in the High Rise Field-area who were awakened early this Homecoming morn by the sounds of human orange blazers from Princeton tootin' away on their tubas. They've woken up our scholars, broken into our hallowed halls and seared their garish tartan knits into our young and supple eyes. When will they stop?!