Penn Tumblr Leaves Nothing To Be Desired

For what he’s calling an “artistic project,” Penn junior Dane Maniella recorded every desire he had on December 1, 2012.  And we mean every desire.  Let’s just say hour 0:00 is probably NSFVP (Not Safe For Van Pelt).  If nothing else, this project shows us just how many desires we experience over the course of a day.  In order to stave off our latest desire, not wanting to study for finals, we’ve decided to help Dane out and resolve some of his desires:

• Dane: I don’t want to be nervous about switching out of engineering.  I want to reassure myself that I made the right choice.  I want others to reassure me that I made the right choice.
• UTB: You totally made the right choice!

• Dane: I want to have a favorite Animal Collective song.
• UTB: You’re welcome.

• Dane: I want to know where the microphone is on this phone.
• UTB: iPhone or Blackberry?

• Dane: I want to make a joke on my pledge class list serve.
• UTB: How about this one? ;)

• Dane: I want some lumbar support.
• UTB: Have you checked Amazon lately?

• Dane: I want to help out the environment.
• UTB: It can be easy!