Freshman Makes Election Video, Twerks

Ever since the dawn of time, freshmen have been getting freaky with iMovie to say inconclusive things and win your vote. It's a delightful non-surprise every fall. It tastes like a Pumpkin Spice Latte and smells like crunchy leaves.

This is where Darren Tomasso comes in. From the minute he "writes his name" on the chalkboard, it's his movie and he does what he wants (and he twerks where he wants, and he cruelly photoshops all over the damn place.) Extra props to the warbly 'Miley,' putting crooning soul into definite words like "tyrran-IZERS." Sure the ideas are vague and at a certain point he just stops rhyming, but what difference does it make-- he wants a homecoming bonfire? WE'RE IN!