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Once Upon A Friday: A Squirrel Tale

Once upon a Friday, there was a squirrel named Jack. Sure, he looks cute 'n' friendly, but really he's 'bout to attack.

Ahem, we're talkin' evil squirrel, the kind that invades your space—the kind that gets all up in your business, right in front of your Penn Dad's face.

Sure, PD, you're smiling now, but wait till that thing leaps back. Though family weekend's started, let's hope you haven't unpacked.

When squirrels get touchy and push comes to shove, maybe what we oughtta just show them more love.