ZBT Presents: Hedge-Fund Bros And SEC Auditor Woes

Ever heard of this guy? No special reason-- his hedge-fund SAC Capital just plead guilty to insider trading and is about to pay the largest settlement of its kind in history. Before he became the 35th richest man in the U.S. and a serious contender for the Whartoniest Whartonite in the history of Whartonites, though, Steve was downing Bankers and heading to Shabbat with our very own ZBT because of course he was.

In 2009, he donated $2 million (chump change) to his old frat bros, which they're now using for planned house renovations. Rumor has it that part of the renovations will include installment of a giant, solid gold Steve Cohen statue. And it gets better. According to this article, ZBT's claim to national fame predates its hedgie hotshot alumnus. The chapter was kicked off campus in the 80s after a dirty rush party that included strippers and some pretty non-kosher acts with cucumbers and ketchup.