Feb Club Week 2, A Review

This week’s line up of senior-only events (because Juniors have NO idea where Tap House is) features a tour-de-University City, where Sansom seems like an eternity away and seeing a Wig show is the closest we get to “exploring Philly.”

Tap House Quizzo:

Exclusivity factor: ?. You’ll need an ID and a tolerance for overpriced IPAs (check out those hops!). If you’re still not 21, enjoy the tonic on the rocks and seeing your graduating class’ horrifying competitive streak.

Exclusivity factor: ?. Yes, technically this is seniors only, though anyone can buy tickets  with the promo code. Note to overambitious Freshmen considering showing up: Shouldn’t you be, like, pledging or something?

Vagina Monologues:

Exclusivity factor: ?. Because this event wasn’t blasted over every other listserv we’re on. And we prefer vagina dialogues, anyway.

Exclusivity factor: N/A. Where is this? The Class Board description entices with “free drinks, great food, music and deals.” Okay. Sounds like a bar.

Exclusivity factor: 5/5. Because brunch tastes best after we’ve been waiting in line for forty-five minutes.