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Shattered Gates, Shattered Dreams

Rachel Zurier Sunday, Feb. 23, 2014Sun, Feb 23, 2014

We've all thought it: "What if--instead of swiping into my dorm--I just ran and kept running, full speed, into the sliding glass gates?" We've never put it into action, but finally someone has! Sometime in the wee hours last night, an inebriated freshman made sweet, combative love to the Quad gates. They shattered, he was okay. A martyr for the cause.