V-Day Haikus For The Grouch In You

*Grunt*

Bruised my ass today Sidewalk ice sheet of terror Yay Valentine's Day

People being cute This is not resting bitch face Actual bitch face

Elementary school Valentine's was only fun When there was candy

Oh my god so sweeeet flowers from the boyfriend Better instagram!!!!!

If you refer to Your boyfriend as "the boyfriend" You're an idiot

Every time you ask "Got any Valentine's plans??" A cute puppy dies

#SWUG life old sweatpants Check out my jumbo wine glass Haha such a #SWUG

How much money has Grubhub made from me this year But actually though