A Dramatic Interpretation Of How This Happened

*Note: The paper says "Drexel Rules!!!"

Drexel Student 2: Dude, me too.  And the library smells like corpse, since, we have a Taco Bell in our library.

Drexel Student  1: What should we do?

Drexel Student 2: Well, I do have that gigantic dildo lying around.

Drexel Student 1: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Drexel Student 2: Tape it to the head of that Benjamin Franklin statue at Penn so we can finally show that Drexel is superior to Penn?  I’m not self-conscious about the fact that I was deferred and then rejected and then rejected again when I tried to transfer.  Seriously, I’m over it.  Plus, we have Chik Fil A on campus.  Go dragons!!

Drexel Student 1: Um, that’s not what I was thinking, but, like, I guess I'll do that instead.

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