BREAKING: Satan Realizes There's More To Life
Ishmam Ahmed
Monday, March 31, 2014Mon, Mar 31, 2014
That's right, folks, looks like the devil's turning over a new fig leaf. Some local photographic evidence suggests that our fiery frenemy just got fed up drizzy drunk one night and said, y'know what? To hell with hell. It's about time I ditch this whole pitchforkin' gig and try something new. So where's Lucifer now? Probably interning at Pitchfork or Comcast customer service.
