Daniel Blas
Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2014Wed, Nov 5, 2014
You saw the best costumes this morning, and we nearly peed our pants seeing these dudes playing dress-up. But as Penn students know too well, for every winner there's a loser, which is why we present you with this weekend's WORST costumes:
Shittiest Attempt at Underage Drinking: Maintenance Man
Our sources tell us that there was malt liquor in the plunger and strawberry lemonade/rum in the spray bottle.
Best Use of a Natural Resource Found on Baltimore Avenue: Tree (and her friend who's a Flapper)
Bonus points for the pair that, like, totally go together.
Best Display of Patriotism: Flag and the Police
Are you dressing up as Americans? Betsy Ross? Policewoman who loves her Uggs?
Most Ambiguous Costume: Sexy (Large-Eared) Cat...or Playboy Bunny?
The creepy owls staring on the wall are what get us.
Best Use of Wharton Cohort Swag: Mexican (?) and Santa
Because everyone's favorite Christmas gift-giver visits South of the Border, too. And carries a red cup with him.
