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Bristol Palin Spotted Near Pottruck!

[Disclaimer: This post was part of our annual Joke Day series. As if we would ever use this font seriously.]

After her no-show last year, look who decided to finally make an appearance on campus. That's right, none other than Alaskan abstinence warrior Bristol Sheeran Marie Palin was seen by a tipster in the lot adjacent to Pottruck. What's she doing here – and at Pottruck of all places? The better question is what's she pointing at? A better future? The end of teen pregnancy? The last bits of her Palin TV dynasty fame in a Walnut Street drain? Either way, UTB owes a big thank you to the John McCain of six years ago for indirectly making this newsworthy.