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Dear Crest At The Entrance To VP...A Love Letter

Oh Crest At The Entrance of VP, how did I only discover now, when since 1960 you have stood waiting? I have forsaken a false, flammable lover and chosen you, my new true, forever love. Oh how your stallions entice me with their vigor and your eagle seduces me with its "hard to get" sideways glance. Your commanding presence excites me in a way I didn't think I was into until the 50 Shades of Grey revival and now all I want to do it stare into your regal metallic facade.

Virtue? Liberty? Independence? I give it all to you! Despite your missing "1" and the people that continuously bump into me because they cannot understand what draws me to stand there, face lifted, eyes misty, heart full, I still do love you. I will always love you. Be mine this Valentines Day, Be mine.

Love Always,

Your Secret Admirer 

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