Texts From Fling, Volume V
April 23, 2015 at 9:02 am
Ah, Fling. What a time to be "alive." For those of you who left it all out there in the Quad, here are the texts that you don't remember sending. For those of you who do remember your shenanigans, maybe try doing better next year.
Penn's Very Own Indiana Jones
410: how was your night?
203: Got far too drunk
203: And woke up to a crystal skull and a copy of the great gatsby
410: I feel like those are clues to something
203: yeah, it seems like quest material
Necessity IS the Mother of Invention
551: fun fact: myself and two others crawled through a hole in your backyard fence, and were TRAPPED in a backyard alleyway, and then i tapped on a stranger's window and scuttled through his home and out to the street
Yeah, I'd Kill Or Be Killed To Get Into ZBT
508: Can someone come to the door of zbt before I murder the pcp
Come Here! I Want to Literally Soak You In Alcohol!
615: Guys where are you I have a water gun full of champagne
Living the Dream
601: If anyone speaks french and wants to fuck with some random french highschoolers lmk
The Philosophy of Descartes + Everclear = This
494: i exist
IDGAF IT'S FLANGGGGGG
443: yeah I went to smoke's by myself for three hours apparently
Making A New Friend!
604: what cat is thsi
876: that's smokey we named him when we were getting high
Fling Doesn't Discriminate
701: i threw up on a Persian tapestry
A Good Point
303: I was so tired. sex is a lot of work. I don't do work.
Wasn't The "Getting High" Part Already Implied?
401: Wanna get Hill Brunch
561: Can we get high first?
This Would Be a Tough Death to Eulogize
215: I just got hit by a car in the Allegros parking lot
Apparently There's No Such Thing as Inappropriate
213: I'm prbly going to show up covered in paint and drunk
215: instead of fling tanks can we get speedos next year with our letters on our asses
A Classic Mixup
223: I'm at copa come say hi
978: upper quad or lower quad?
At Least Someone Is Preserving the Sanctity of Trap Queen
224: i'm like hey whats up hello