10 Million Things Amy Gutmann Spends Her Salary On

Penn has an endowment worth over $10 billion dollars and Amy Gutmann makes over $3.4 million dollars. That is so much cash!! You probably can't even conceptualize what that amount of $$ could buy. Luckily, we found Amy's shopping list. When Queen Amy isn't dropping stacks to maintain her title as Queen of the pant-suit game (sorry Hillary), she could/probably is buying these things:

• An ant farm full of horse-sized ants
• Balloons, so many balloons
• Capo
• Danny Devito to narrate every FPC hearing
• Every episode of Full House...on DVD!!
• Fountain of youth 
• Granite block #feelthechafe!!!!
• Hamster habitat stretching throughout the walls of the quad
• Injections of botox (too real..)
• Hair dye (see above)
• John Legend on retainer to sing back-up for every a cappella concert 
• Klimt's paintings 
• Last minute tixs to the new Star Wars film
• Magic Carpet the real life flying carpet and not the overrated food truck 
• Nosferatu 
• One Direction for Fling
• Pirate eyepatch 
• Rejected Penn student's dignity
• Sacrificial altar collection
• Tater tots 
• Unicorn blood
• Versace slippers
• Wawa pizza 
• X-ray machines for the quad during fling
• Yves Salomon fur jackets
• Zoo (turned out well for Matt Damon!!)