No More Free WiFi?! We're Doomed
October 19, 2015 at 11:00 am
Paying for WiFi? As if!
College life without free WiFi is more terrifying than being forced to only dine at Mark’s Cafe or workout in the Quad gyms.
Imagine having to budget for your next Netflix binge watch. Calculating $0.95 x the amount of gigabytes it takes to watch the entire first season of Friday Night Lights sounds a like a tedious math midterm question. Or cutting your Skype conversation with grandma short so you can afford to download your reading for the week. And unless you’re walking to the LGBT center for free printing you can forget about having a hard copy. To add insult to injury, apparently we need to be worried about our tweets making us sound poor.
Thankfully, this notice seems to be just a joke. Kudos to this prankster, though. In the true spirit of Halloween, you gave us quite a fright!