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Finally, Goldman Sachs Gets The Shrine It Deserves

Myles Wolfe Thursday, Dec. 3, 2015Thu, Dec 3, 2015

Yesterday, a monument to Goldman Sachs materialized in the now hallowed corridors of Huntsman Hall. Ah, just the perfect post-Thanksgiving reminder of what we should really be thankful for. Let us all praise our holiest of banks, and let us sing together in joy: 

O Goldman Shrine, O Goldman Shrine

We pledge our souls to you

O Goldman Shrine, O Goldman Shrine

We pledge our souls to you


Liberal arts and business too,

Blood, sweat, and tears we shed for you

O Goldman Shrine, O Goldman Shrine,

We pledge our souls to you!


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