Finally, Goldman Sachs Gets The Shrine It Deserves
December 3, 2015 at 5:00 pm
Yesterday, a monument to Goldman Sachs materialized in the now hallowed corridors of Huntsman Hall. Ah, just the perfect post-Thanksgiving reminder of what we should really be thankful for. Let us all praise our holiest of banks, and let us sing together in joy:
O Goldman Shrine, O Goldman Shrine
We pledge our souls to you
O Goldman Shrine, O Goldman Shrine
We pledge our souls to you
Liberal arts and business too,
Blood, sweat, and tears we shed for you
O Goldman Shrine, O Goldman Shrine,
We pledge our souls to you!