Grown Adults Upset Over Not Getting Harry Potter T-Shirts
October 5, 2016 at 11:56 am
Members of the Class of 2019 were absolutely infuriated beyond consolation Monday after being told that they would not be able to buy Harry Potter class shirts. Class leaders conducted a poll giving the sophomores the option of a class quarter-zip or class shirts that are Harry Potter themed. Quarter-zips won by a considerable margin, garnering 67.7% of the vote. This sparked controversy on the 2019 Facebook page, marking the only time that Penn students have ever been upset about getting a preppy quarter-zip.
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