Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?
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September 9, 2019 at 12:00 am
“Heyyy guys, how’s it going?” you ask Jessica and Brad. God, you’re such the conversationalist.
“Pretty good, how you doin’ dude?” returns Brad. Jessica says nothing, but glares at you sulkily.
“I’m just fantastic,” you reply, completely ignoring Jessica. “Pretty crazy party here, amiright? Like, those fish bowls — they’re huge, haha. Like, whoever thought of that idea should be given a Noble prize, yeah?”
Brad’s discomfort is palpable, and Jessica’s rage is written all over her face. You need to save this conversation, fast.