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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?


Photo by Nicki Mannix / CC BY 2.0

“Heyyy guys, how’s it going?” you ask Jessica and Brad. God, you’re such the conversationalist. 

“Pretty good, how you doin’ dude?” returns Brad. Jessica says nothing, but glares at you sulkily. 

“I’m just fantastic,” you reply, completely ignoring Jessica. “Pretty crazy party here, amiright? Like, those fish bowls — they’re huge, haha. Like, whoever thought of that idea should be given a Noble prize, yeah?”

Brad’s discomfort is palpable, and Jessica’s rage is written all over her face. You need to save this conversation, fast. 

A: "Hey, you guys wanna have a threesome?"

B: “Hey, you guys wanna join my startup?”