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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?


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You’re the Dancing Queen, and you know it. You may not be young, nor sweet, nor 17, but hell, you’re having a great time, and so is Jessica. The hours fall away fast, and soon the party’s nearly over. By this point, you, Jessica, and a handful of others are the only ones left inside the house. As you and Jessica are getting ready to leave, a “Hey, Jessica!” comes from across the room. 

The two of you turn around, and who could be except Brad. Heat rises to your face, but then it slowly abates as you realize that there’s a man hanging on Brad’s arm. “I’d like you guys to meet my boyfriend Jeff,” says Brad. “I met him in writing sem freshman year.” A sly yet mischievous smile wraps itself around Brad’s face. “Uhh…the two of us were wondering if maybe the two of you wanted to come and watch this really cool movie with us. It’s a nature documentary, if you catch my drift. Clothing optional.” 

A: "Ooh, I love nature!"

B: “Are you asking if we want a foursome?”