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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?


Photo by Krystof Gauthier / CC BY-SA 3.0

You hack your sack for an impressive five minutes and 29 seconds. Well done. 

It’s Brad’s turn now. Although you are a true hacky sack master, Brad is a hacky sack god. His feet effortlessly tap dance across the pavement even as his sack effortlessly lobs up and down in the air. It’s been about five minutes already, and you can tell already that there’s no way Brad’s slowing down. You are a person of honor, but there’s no way that you can let Brad beat you and steal Jessica from you. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when Brad is about to perform a triple-hack-sack flip, you approach and kick him as hard as you can in his (ball)sack. Brad doubles over, tears streaming from his eyes. “Mercy,” he whispers quietly, before collapsing on the ground. 

Brad!!," screams Jessica, rushing to help him. You look on with disgust. God has no mercy, so why should you? You leave Jessica sobbing over Brad’s limp body and disappear into the darkness of the night.

Congratulations! You fucked Brad up! And made sure he could never fuck anyone ever again!