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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?


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You pull two hacky sacks out of your pocket. A true hacky sacker is always prepared, after all. “That’s it, Brad,” you exclaim. “I challenge you to a hacky sack duel!”

Brad and Jessica are both incredibly confused. “But why?” Brad asks. “It looks like the two of you are lost. Can I point in you in the right direction?”

Fuck off, Brad," you hiss back at him. “I know you’ve been following us all night, so let’s handle this like gentlemen. I know you want to fuck Jessica, so let’s fight for her honor!” Jessica’s cheeks flush red, both embarrassed and flattered. She always fantasized about two men fighting for her honor in a hacky sack competition. 

Brad’s eyes narrow. “Well, you might be a fucking loser, but at least you’re direct.” Brad cracks his knuckles and rolls his shoulders. “Let’s hacky sack, bitch.” 

“Let’s fucking go,” you reply, tossing Brad a sack. 

A: Kick Brad in the balls when he's least expecting it

B: Try to beat Brad fair and square