Random Dude At A Party, Vol. 6
A certain overzealous UTB freshman staffer got a teensy bit too inebriated and took what he thought at the time were really insightful, artsy abstract portraits. IRL they were just blurry pics of a couch. With no one sitting on it. #buzzednotblackout, guys. Consequently, as is the case with all good hookups at Penn, this random dude shall remain both nameless and faceless. If you need a mental picture of this mysterious random dude, sources close to our UTB frosh say the RDAP in question was "loud," "Indian," and "scruffy."