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Is the end of the semester grind wearing you down? Are you looking for a motivational boost to carry you through the six days until Thanksgivukkah? Look no further than Alice Paul, a Penn alum and suffragist leader who took badassery to another level.
Career Services is sponsoring a screening of The Wolf of Wall Street, a hard-hitting documentary about what working life is REALLY like for Wharton grads everywhere. Just kidding. The movie is actually just Leo’s latest attempt at Oscar recognition with more yachts and less gore. By voting here, Penn can win an advance screening! We may not have gotten The Hunger Games but c’mon, if any school deserves to win this one, it’s gotta be us.
Sex-crazed women of Penn—great news! For those of us who are trying to convince our parents to pay for bariatric surgery so we can be #soskinny, we now have yet another reason: an improved sex life! According to a six-year study done by researchers at Penn Med, women who underwent bariatric surgery reported significant improvements in sexual desire and satisfaction, as well as… lubrication? Praise tha lawd—girls these days just don’t have enough motivation to go under the knife.
What's a kid got to do to get a flyer around here? This week, we were practically begging you to hand us flyers, while you stood and chatted in your little "clubs."
It's the Return of the Flaikus! We know you missed your weekly flaiku dose even more than you missed the flyers themselves. Here's what's happening this week for those of you who haven't been strolling down Locust. SPEC Presents Mount Kimbie, A Sol Mechanic, and Dream Safari Oh thank god it’s an English post-dubstep duo SPEC fills a void Chisino 2013 Have a blast, splash cash Make dreams come true for small kids Cut for Bieber ends Mask and Wig Presents: A State of Confucian With puns a-plenty And tap dancing dudes in drag Let’s all pa-GO-da Alpha Kappa Delta Phi Presents: Coffee House Hella food and dance For breast cancer awareness Asians provide all HSC/YJA's Annual Navratri Garba Become more cultured Hitting sticks with Indians But please not on them
Sprall break may be over, but the party don't have to stop. If you're in for a little impromptu wet n' wild action, head over to College Green, where water appears to be bubbling out of the ground. We don't know from whence this mysterious spring has sprung, but we're almost positive it's not sewer water. Gotta live hardcore to be hardcore, right? Roll up the sleeves of your sweaters and prepare for the Green to get a little... dirty.