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Application for Fall Contributors Is Here -- Click this link to access the app to join UTB and submit by 11:59pm this Sunday! Email contact@underthebutton.com to confirm your submission or if you have any questions. #ClintonGutmann2016 XOXO, UTB
Breaking news: Upsilon Tau Beta is dirty rushing this season – and we know the ultimate pledge class is out there.
If you thought sports and fashion were apples and oranges, think again. This tidbit of breaking news is making waves in the athletic community – and it's all about a change in fabric color. Do yourself the courtesy of watching this minute long video (on loop), which was picked up by Bleacher Report (apparently an important sports website).
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ACA-BREAKING NEWS: Everyone's favorite campus a capella group is taking its talents to the silver screen! Penn Masala, iconic musical group and White House VIPs, filmed over the summer for Pitch Perfect 2, the sequel to the smash 2012 hit. The director? Star/producer of the first, Penn alumna Elizabeth Banks. Snaps 4 Liz (and Universal Studios) for throwing a bone to her alma mater in what promises to be the musical comedy of 2015.
The world mourns two entertainment giants this week. Robin Williams' tragic death on Monday has shaken up many of us who grew up with his genius work, from the comic in "Mrs. Doubtfire" and "Aladdin" to the dramatic in "Dead Poets Society" and "Good Will Hunting."
You may be missing the sweet sales of Philly as you grapple with NYC prices this summer – and the pain of being separated from Lyn's $3 egg sandwiches is legit. Add this unreal steal of a deal to the list of bargains only Penn could offer – two dollars for a single gummy bear.
Not joke day, people. On Wednesdays, we wear orange, and UTB has a PSA: the real-life Larry from "Orange Is The New Black" went to Penn!
Can you believe Colin Farrell has given up drugs, sex (tapes) and making movies to coach Quakers at dear old Penn? Don't, because he's not...but it's not joke day! A DIFFERENT Colin Farrell has been named head coach of the lightweight rowing team.
Can you believe it's been over a week since our beloved Class of 2014 officially became post grads? Here at UTB, it's a little hard to fathom...which is why it's taken us this long to publish a legit congratulatory post. In the time since the seniors bid adieu to the Red and the Blue, they've already impressed us with their accomplishments – be that Eurotripping, Netflixing at home, moving to a new city, starting a new job or just publishing a heavily-liked dramatic Facebook status. It's just the beginning.
...and YOU and YOU and YOU, you're gonna love it.
This is real and effing incredible. The legendary Bill Cosby, an annual fixture at the Penn Relays, received the Johnny Carson Award for Comedic Excellence at the American Comedy Awards, which taped Saturday night in New York City and will air on NBC...
Here at UTB, it's our pleasure to round up the weekly goings on at Penn every week for your overscheduled convenience. Many weeks, there's so much hapPENNing that you might wonder, "What's NOT happening?" Well, this reading days and formal-filled half class week before finals, we're proud to present events that are distinctly NOT occurring:
Not really. It was probably a Bunsen Burner mishap, so don't hold your breath for everyone's least favorite academic building to burn, burn, burn. Still, look at the high school-esque evacuation, complete with overly shrill alarm!
Congrats, Pike. Your Melons for Melons fundraiser got everyone's dream patron: A-Gut herself! The watermelon slices were being sold for $1 to support breast cancer research, and Amy (who's been chilling on campus more than we're used to) donated. It'll be hard to part with a bill of currency held by the blonde bombshell, but we hope Pike gives it to the greater good. (Known for her generosity, we're inclined to think Amy G spared more than a single.) The kicker: sources confirm Madame President declined the watermelon after donating, even after a bro assured her "they're very low-cal." Gutmann's not known for eating ever in public, so we're not surprised – but this refusal is coming from the woman who said she makes Baked Alaska and once went to Capo.
SHOUTOUTS DUE AT MIDNIGHT! -- A little less than 11 hours to submit your Shoutouts to 34th Street! Don't miss that anonymous opportunity to tell your BFF, S.O., TA or UTB editor how you really feel. So scream and shout and let it all out – do it for Britney.
Thanks for being as crazy as ever, Flingers, and thanks for sending us the damage. Direct from you to UTB, here's our annual compilation of all your telecommunicated, intoxicated indecency. As always, let's relive the rowdy via area code.
It's raining because the nation is crying that we needa pay The Man. Or your mom does. Or accountant. Even if you're too ignorant to know it's Tax Day, certain campus eateries are giving deals to all for this fateful financial occasion. And by eateries, we mean the above Boston Market two meal deal. And for those turned off by the strip club on Chestnut, get over it...or go for McDirty's Big Macs, which are buy one, get one for 15 cents. There may be more out there. Sounds like it's time to...make it rain!
Yaaaaas A-Gut yaaaaas. Take a moment out of your Tuesday to adoringly gaze at Philadelphia magazine's April 2014 cover girl, Madame President herself. The publication's "POWER." issue features its 75 Most Influential, and look who's front and center! Not that we even noticed the men flanking her with her blonde locks gloriously gleaming. Justice has been served, PhillyMag – but don't think we've forgotten all your past faux pas.
Happy Hangover Sunday -- Hope your Flings were arrestless and (un)forgettable. Can we get an amen for the blessing that was that weather?! As you slowly transition back into real people, going through pics as you SABS in the sunshine, remember to enter our #flingstagram contest and to submit your craziest texts by 11:59 p.m. tomorrow night to tips@underthebutton.com! UPDATE: SCREENSHOTTED SNAPCHATS ALSO ELIGIBLE.