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(01/27/15 4:15pm)
William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Joseph Heller and Maxim Magazine. What do these fine works of literature have in common? They were all present in the illustrious halls of Fisher Bennett yesterday afternoon. Students walking in through the main entrance could learn about how to "snag an invite" to the increasingly popular "Sex Party" and take a gander at the "pretty little thing between the sheets." It seems that sometimes you just have to spice up the front desk with something other than a DP.
(01/21/15 7:00pm)
For those of you who do know about Preceptorials, we apologize for ruining your enrollment chances. For those of you who do not, welcome to the best kept secret at Penn. Because even though you think you have better things to do with your time, you are wrong. We compiled for you a list of five of our favorite Preceptorials, and yes, they do all involve our stomachs.
(01/20/15 4:59pm)
Free Macarons At Sugar Philly--Help Sugar Philly, our favorite fancy sugar spike food truck, celebrate its 5th Birthday! All you have to do is stop by its 38th and Walnut location, sing a little French ditty (we might be making that up), and enjoy a free macaron. We'll see you there!
(01/15/15 8:46pm)
Tortas Frontera Gives The People What They Want – The dining dollars guac distributor recently announced its new Spring 2015 hours. Stop by anytime from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. Sunday through Thursday and 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. on Fridays to swipe your way to a healthy dose of cheese and possible indigestion. On Saturdays, take your cravings to Chipotle.
(12/18/14 7:24pm)
Perhaps in an homage to the University that named him the most informative news source, Stephen Colbert donned a Penn sweatshirt in the second to last episode of The Colbert Report. Although he wasn't as public as our last infamous sweatshirt "swaggist," Colbert's puffy vest could not cover the classic red font. No point trying to hide it, we can spot our apparel anywhere, anytime. As Colbert would say, "Hurrah for the Red (White) and Blue."
(12/17/14 8:30pm)
Come light the (gigantic) Menorah! To demonstrate that they have the best Hanukkah swag on campus, students in Rodin have erected a three stories tall Menorah on floors two through five.
(12/11/14 5:31pm)
After toying with our emotions all of last year, it seems our once alive, once dead, once alive again possum has decided to grace us again with his potentially rabid presence. Partying outside of Copa until 4:00 AM, Perry is making the most of his third life by living large on Margarita Monday.
(12/08/14 2:30pm)
Although finals week is finally upon us, this week has plenty going on for those of us still looking to have some fun, or just be comforted by puppies. Don't see your event listed? Feel free to comment below.
(12/04/14 3:30pm)
[Disclaimer: This post was part of our annual Joke Day series. As if we would ever use this font seriously.]
(12/03/14 5:58pm)
In the next few weeks, Fresh Grocer will begin selling beer to go along with their industrial sized sodas and adorable solo-cup shot glasses. Our first question: Will Instacart/Postmates/that guy with the car be willing to carry our six packs? Our second question: Is this enough to lure Usher back?
(11/24/14 8:48pm)
Despite winning an AMA for Favorite Male R&B/Soul Artist last night, Legend is still haunted by his Penn past, probably because we will never let him leave. When asked to describe his biggest fear as one of People Magazine's "208 Gorgeous Guys," Legend responded with an anxiety dream all Penn students can relate to – failing out of college.
(11/24/14 2:54pm)
Looking for this week's events? Pack away your calendar and pull out your turkey sandwhich because our regular weekday schedule has been overturned. Why can't Friday always come this soon?
(11/18/14 9:42pm)
Trojan has decided to add their coverage to the second most talked about part of Penn student life---sex. These sexperts issued a report card ranking the sexual health of 140 colleges across the country. Penn performed admirably, coming in at number 45 and making up for an unsatisfying 62 in 2013.
(11/17/14 5:53pm)
Welcome back to our second installment of the past. In the first, we conjured up some old school advertisements from '69, '85 and '94.
(11/13/14 5:53pm)
This past Saturday, Matt Pershe's (C'14) Never Ending Pasta Pass expired, ending his 7-week stretch of almost exclusively eating Olive Garden pasta. According to his calculations, Pershe consumed $438 worth of food on the $99 dollar pass, making joining the Olive Garden family more appealing to ramen-subsisting students everywhere.
(11/06/14 5:00pm)
While a lot of people have been talking about Kenneth Goldsmith's upcoming class, "Wasting Time on the Internet," no one is angrier than the owners of Highland Hill Farms in Fountainville, PA. If you are one of the hundreds who apply to their tree farm with a Penn degree they will demand your transcript! If you have taken this class "and have been trained in how to waste time" they will not hire you! According to their banner: "U Penn Graduates Need Not Apply." Cue collective gasp of despair.
(11/05/14 5:03pm)
After sorting through our thousands of submissions and a few carefully stalked Facebook newsfeeds, we present the best costumes worn this Halloween. Don't see yourself below? Check back tonight for the WORST.
(10/31/14 4:23pm)
Although Hallo-Homecoming is far less scary than Hallo-Parents Weekend, we just have this eerie feeling we can't shake. It might be the fifth girl dressed as a black cat that crossed our path, but it also might be these:
(10/31/14 3:58pm)
Although Hallo-Homecoming is far less scary than Hallo-Parents Weekend, we just have this eerie feeling we can't shake. It might be the fifth girl dressed as a black cat that crossed our path, but it also might be these:
(10/27/14 9:57pm)
The latest in fearless squirrel antics, this little furry guy was spotted last week in the History Department's office in 206 College Hall. He decided to sample some organic groceries, taking time to look on as two students declared their History majors. Demonstrating that squirrels are in fact listening to the chatter on Locusts, the squirrel voiced some concerns about the career possibilities for liberal arts students.