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Chad Thadthorn (W’ 21) has been missing all of his Penn friends since he moved back home to Westchester, New York due to COVID-19. He’s felt especially isolated from campus since he is the first and only student to attend the University of Pennsylvania from his county.
I am the lamest kid in the 11th grade. Bethany caught me stuffing my bra in the bathroom during P.E., I sneezed all over Hot Timmy in Trig. class, and people have still not gotten over the time I called our English teacher "Mom" in the 10th grade. Worst of all, I don't have a date for the prom yet!!
On October 2nd, 2020, presidential nominee Joe Biden was tested for coronavirus in response to President Trump's positive result. While the COVID-19 test typically determines whether someone is positive or negative for the virus, Biden received a not-so-shocking additional result, that he is in fact a lame ass bitch nerd loser. In response to his results, Biden tweeted:
After the administration notified students on October 1st that Spring Break would be shortened to only two-days, Under the Button gathered the top scientists and most powerful microscopes in the world to help find where the fuck Spring Break went.
On September 29th, 2020, during the Presidential Debate between President Trump and Joe Biden, Trump paid homage to his alma mater by quoting every Penn student in the history of the University of Pennsylvania when he said: “Bad things happen in Philadelphia.”
In line with the University of Pennsylvania’s recommendations and guidelines for this Fall semester, the Student Health Services advises all students to minimize their contact with others in an effort to slow the spread of COVID-19.