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According to this article in IndiaWest, College student and Penn Masala singer Ram Narayan is suing JetBlue Airlines after he was erroneously embarrassed and escorted off a plane from New York to Portland last summer—a mistake, which he claims, was based solely on his skin color.
Made In America Lineup Announced: We toldja this music festival was on its way to our great city in September, but now you can check out the other non-Jay-Z headliner as well as the entire lineup right here on the site's homepage. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10AM!
Some of you PreMeds might be watching the House series finale right this second. If that's the case, we've got this juicy Penn connection for you! If that's not the case, indulge us anyway.
If you're a self-important freshman who's been done with finals since Wednesday, and won't shut up about it, this feature is back just for you. On that note, we also feel it's important to mention that being done with finals doesn't magically transform you into a sophomore any more than eating a Gusher actually transforms your head into a watermelon. You're a sophomore when you come back in September, so cool it with the unsolicited nostalgia.
Even after browsing the Wiki page, we're still not exactly sure what tomorrow celebrates, but nevertheless, we're not ones to miss a party. Nor a fiesta, for that matter.
You might spot a few familiar faces contending for the title of Philly Mag's Best of Philly 2012. You might not, though, which is why we're gonna go ahead and point 'em out for you.
It's day 3 of finals and you're smacking yourself for not doing the reading in any of your classes. Suddenly, Psych, Marketing and Environmental Science don't seem like "all common sense" anymore.
Penn Masala, Obama's favorite all-male South Asian a capella group, is featured in no small chunk of this article on The New York Times' India Ink blog today.
Ever feel like your life could totally be a reality TV show? Were there three Shoutouts just about you? If so, you're likely an egotistical, attention-hoarding drama king and your friends hate you. On the upside, UTB is coming out with a new feature just for you. By comparing our readers to the celebs they idolize, we remind you that stardom really is just around the corner, waiting to jump out at you from a bush. So is every campus squirrel, so be careful walking around with open burritos.
Alpha Phi Formal Went A Little Overboard—We've gotten multiple reports that a certain PiKapp freshman sophomore jumped into the water at Moshulu around 1AM, promptly terminating the festivities. On the bright side, all members of the 911 franchise showed up, meaning APhi got to see their new BFFs for the second time last night.
Well, you might want to clear your schedule for Jason, a College sophomore who's taken to the Walk to find his formal date. Ladies, feel free to contact this bachelor at needaformaldateatsas.upenn.edu@gmail.com, but be wary—while his sign might say "future doctor," his pretty handwriting definitely screams "physician assistant"
Penn researchers have teamed up with their pals over at the University of Wisconsin-Madison to let you know that talking to yourself is not only totally normal, but also totally healthy, because "self-directed speech" has been shown to stimulate your brain, and particularly, your memory.
Looks like AEPi's tryna be the new Theos: Be sure to read all about it right here.
Last Call! Today's the very last day to submit all your Shoutouts! Get 'em in by midnight and then wait with bated breath for the last 34th Street issue of the semester, coming atcha this Thursday!
We don't usually bring you grad news, but we'd like to nevertheless announce the completion of Golkin Hall on Sansom Street. This new building is the capstone on a 10-year project renovating the Penn Law campus.
Pictured below are the results of a survey conducted by Princeton Review, determining the dream colleges of applicants and their parents. But while Penn ranks at #6 on the parents' list of dream schools, it appears that students just aren't really feelin' us.
Just a friendly reminder that PiKapp's War of the Roses is goin' down tonight at 10PM at the Roxxy. Hopefully, you'll show up to catch all the nip-slips support the Push America philanthropy, but if tonight's festivities don't exactly jibe with your 9am recitation tomorrow, we'll be live-tweeting the whole shenanigan so you don't miss out.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "No." "No—?" "—INTERRUPTION!" Penn's favorite alum is back with a high-speed vid for his newest single off his first-ever, all-original, retail EP, All American, which is set to drop on April 10th. If you simply can't wait a whole entire week to "name the time and the place and the function," then you can go right ahead and buy Hoodie Allen's "No Interruption" on iTunes right this second.
Remember our BFFs over at Warby Parker? They're back! And this time, they're bringing you Warby Barker: an eyewear catalog for your dog. (Sorry, cats, but it's a dog-see-dog world out there.) If you need a few more links to process all this cuddliness, click here. Oh yeah, but also, APRIL FOOLS!
Here's something that recently made its way into our inbox. At first, it's just another Penn alum trying to get in on the college-dating-turned-online-business venture, but if you keep reading, you'll eventually realize—with horror—that this half-clever, half-desperate, all-nostalgic plea will probably be you two years after graduation. Dearest Fellow Quakers, I am a 2009 alum, and I am writing to you from a kneeling chair in San Francisco to tell you about a new website that will enable you to have more sex. It's tough in the Ivy League, I know, and there's so much pressure with the Button story and all - I had enough trouble getting it at 3am on my twin mattress when I was there. But today, with the help of the internet, everything will be easier. Meet Circl.es. Back when I was frolicking through the Quad, hooking up was easier. If you didn't end your night at Smokey Joe's or at Sammy with a drunken makeout, you'd simply come home and start Poking people on Facebook. It was like ringing a bell - bootycalls would come running. I was appalled recently to find that Poking is on the outs. This feature, which MADE Facebook into the Silicon Valley powerhouse that it is today, has been relegated to app status. It takes my breath away. But luckily, with Circl.es, something even more powerful than the Poke has arrived - the ability to link up with single people nearby, through Facebook. We're all very, very good Facebook stalkers at this point, and we basically know who we'd have sex with by simply looking at a profile for 45 seconds. Now, with Circl.es, single Penn students can simply select who they'd have sex with nearby, and if the other person also selects them, a match is made. Then, depending on your level of classiness, you could meet for a drink or just head straight to the handicapped bathroom at Cohen Hall (is this still a thing? way better than the Button, cough). There's no risk in saying "I'm Interested," because the other person only finds out if they say the same thing. And if you say "Not Interested," the person never sees you again. It's so simple it's almost criminal. Are you gay, Orthodox Jewish, genderqueer, or all of the above? That's fabulous - Circl.es can find you the type of booty you are looking for. Also, you won't see any of your Facebook friends on it! I invite you to join the revolution today. Nobody is yet on Circl.es at Penn but I hope that soon changes. But in San Francisco the site is garnering thousands of users in its first month of existence. Please help me spread this shit around like scabies at Hill College House. Cheers, Justin justin@circl.es P.S. If you're the romantic type or enjoy being celibate, the site is great for old fashioned dating as well. P.P.S. Fake Gutmann profiles will be removed.