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30x30: 30 Hits for 30 Days
Go outdoors, get high, and take a mindful minute.
If Nothing Matters, Then Why Am I So Important?
Even the Halal guy tells me that I am important.
How the Bridge to 1920 Commons Inspired Miley’s Hit Single "The Climb"
Just mere cobblestones away: Commons.
It’s Time Someone Colonized This Little Brown Girl
Good dick is good dick.
Student Stumbles Upon New Species of Locust Walk Tree
Is this a Magnolia tree?
I Left My Mic Unmuted for a Week. This Is What Happened. *Life Changing*
Hear me roar.
From Marriage Pacts to Engagement Days: Penn’s Promise of Everlasting Love
Absque amore est vita inutilia. Life without love is useless.
Frats Compete With Testing Sites for Larger Turnout
We're the only ones allowed to have large gatherings!
Penn Party Denier Just Has Really Strong Cold
Literally, like literally, no parties have been going on whatsoever.
Sturdy Girl Looking for Well-Balanced Guy
Please send in a picture (FULL BODY!!!) and a brief description of yourself. Include BMI, favorite position, income, and list of daily vitamins. I promise that if you are the right fit, we will have an amazing time together :)
Sara Excited for Spring Break-Down
It's time to process that year long PTSD!
Bill Gates? 5G? The Real Truth Behind DP+
Tracking Penn students is the DP's ultimate wet dream.
Relief! Spikeball Season Continues Strong Following Sports Cancellation
Spikeball is life. Spikeball is love.
New Seasonal Starbucks Menu To Come!: Vaccine Boost for 10¢ or Adderall Pump for 15¢
Saving lives, making addicts, that's the Starbucks guarantee!
Five Trending Pillow Talk Topics To Get Them Hot and Heavy
*whispers sensually* equitable pay for all
Penn Announces New Ratio of Ten Hot TA’s for Every Professor
Upon hearing the news, students were quite eager to see which model they might get.
Donate! Sisters Fundraising for Sansom West Room Decor
#QuarantineInStyle