Meresa García
Articles
Pritchett Finally Becomes Something Everybody Understands!
March 1, 2022 at 11:05 am
I am Interim President. I matter. I am enough.
Depressed Student Cured After Therapist Tells Her She’s Amazing
February 8, 2022 at 4:00 am
Got Depression? Not me!
Breaking: UTB Rebrands As up the Butt in Support of Our Gays
January 27, 2022 at 3:03 pm
Look out Penn: the gays are coming
Pass/Pass Option Now Mandatary for Wharton Students
October 25, 2021 at 3:18 pm
Pass/Pass has always been the Wharton way of life
Student Unfortunately Cannot Locate G-Spot West
September 29, 2021 at 10:39 am
It probably doesn’t actually exist.
*Cough* *Sneeze* *Sniffle* Don’t Worry Guys, I Don’t Have COVID–19
September 19, 2021 at 10:45 pm
*Hacks up a lung*
'Penn Men's Center for the Straight Male' to Be Housed Across from ARCH
September 14, 2021 at 11:02 pm
Only when the white cis-male is free can we all be free.
Boy Confused Why Scoring Delta Girl Bad
September 13, 2021 at 11:54 pm
Brad had landed the hottest Delta babe ever.
30x30: 30 Hits for 30 Days
April 29, 2021 at 2:09 pm
Go outdoors, get high, and take a mindful minute.
If Nothing Matters, Then Why Am I So Important?
April 23, 2021 at 1:53 pm
Even the Halal guy tells me that I am important.
How the Bridge to 1920 Commons Inspired Miley’s Hit Single "The Climb"
April 18, 2021 at 10:04 pm
Just mere cobblestones away: Commons.
It’s Time Someone Colonized This Little Brown Girl
April 15, 2021 at 2:04 pm
Good dick is good dick.
Student Stumbles Upon New Species of Locust Walk Tree
April 10, 2021 at 5:01 pm
Is this a Magnolia tree?
I Left My Mic Unmuted for a Week. This Is What Happened. *Life Changing*
April 2, 2021 at 6:28 pm
Hear me roar.