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Student Unfortunately Cannot Locate G-Spot West
It probably doesn’t actually exist.
*Cough* *Sneeze* *Sniffle* Don’t Worry Guys, I Don’t Have COVID–19
*Hacks up a lung*
'Penn Men's Center for the Straight Male' to Be Housed Across from ARCH
Only when the white cis-male is free can we all be free.
Boy Confused Why Scoring Delta Girl Bad
Brad had landed the hottest Delta babe ever.
30x30: 30 Hits for 30 Days
Go outdoors, get high, and take a mindful minute.
If Nothing Matters, Then Why Am I So Important?
Even the Halal guy tells me that I am important.
How the Bridge to 1920 Commons Inspired Miley’s Hit Single "The Climb"
Just mere cobblestones away: Commons.
It’s Time Someone Colonized This Little Brown Girl
Good dick is good dick.
Student Stumbles Upon New Species of Locust Walk Tree
Is this a Magnolia tree?
I Left My Mic Unmuted for a Week. This Is What Happened. *Life Changing*
Hear me roar.
From Marriage Pacts to Engagement Days: Penn’s Promise of Everlasting Love
Absque amore est vita inutilia. Life without love is useless.
Frats Compete With Testing Sites for Larger Turnout
We're the only ones allowed to have large gatherings!
Penn Party Denier Just Has Really Strong Cold
Literally, like literally, no parties have been going on whatsoever.
Sturdy Girl Looking for Well-Balanced Guy
Please send in a picture (FULL BODY!!!) and a brief description of yourself. Include BMI, favorite position, income, and list of daily vitamins. I promise that if you are the right fit, we will have an amazing time together :)
Sara Excited for Spring Break-Down
It's time to process that year long PTSD!
Bill Gates? 5G? The Real Truth Behind DP+
Tracking Penn students is the DP's ultimate wet dream.