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Allegro Renovates Just In Time For NSO Shenanigans

In keeping with Penn's endless construction, Allegro is now undergoing renovations, taking advantage of the reduced influx of drunken frat pledges and endless club meetings (will using Allegro as a spot to host a GBM become a thing?) to spruce up the space.

It seems that, while we’ve been distracted with soul time-consuming internships and travels beyond the corner of 40th and Spruce, life at Penn has moved on without us. Who knows what world will be waiting for us come NSO? For all we know Allegro will have turned into a 24 hour yogalates dance studio. Or maybe a cat cafe. Probably not, but apparently nothing can escape the eroding force of Time, not even life-blood supplying pizza establishments.