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Senior Gets MERT'd for the First Time At Their Last Penn BYO Ever

NEWS | Amanda Nart
Sat, Apr 28, 2018

Rachael Serra (C '18) had never been MERT'd before. She survived her first Penn BYO with flying colors. She even helped carry other freshmen back to the Quad. No formal or frat party could ever take her down. Rachael was classy as all hell.

Amanda Nart

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