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ShutterButton: Banana Under Commons Just Wants A PSL And Some Peace

"Sometimes I just come here to think, hiding in plain sight, ya know? Usually when I'm in public, people are always hassling me, trying to pose with me to get on that Facebook page or shaking me for spare change. I have a pretty tough peel, but when I'm running late for my Labor Econ lecture and someone stops me and asks, 'Hey Banana, how are you walking? You don't have legs!' I can't help but feel discouraged. My name isn't 'Banana.' My name is Carl."