UTB's Fling Floor Pass Giveaway SPECtacular!

Are you tired of getting fucked by SPEC's floor pass flash sales? Can't seem to get access to whoever is headlining fling? Well before you buy a floor pass from your stoner hall mate who is going to mark the price up 300%, buy from your friends here at UTB! SPEC has given us 12 floor passes that we must selflessly allocate to the greater commonwealth. However, we can't just give these things away so here the challenges that you must complete to earn the opportunity to purchase a floor pass for SPRING FLING!

1. Take an iPad Selfie with Dean Furda
2. Win the Pennsylvania Presidential Primary as a third-party candidate 
3. Steal a small piece of furniture from Amy Gutmann’s residence (note: furniture pieces that are too large will be disqualified)
4. Rearrange the letters of the LOVE statue into VOLE (an adorable woodland creature that grows from 3-9in (or 7.6-22.9cm) in length, depending, of course, on which of the 155 species of vole we are talking about. Our personal recommendation is the Duke of Bedford's vole from the Genus Proedromys.)
5. Infiltrate Dave Matthews Band and tear it apart from the inside, creating a jam-band power vacuum that only Phish or Gov’t Mule can fill.
6. Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act, who’s repeal is likely responsible for the 2008 financial collapse.
7. Jaywalk across JFK Blvd in front of a cop, while inadvertently disrespecting the rich culture and history of Japan by wearing the traditional battle armor of the Samurai.
8. On an iPad, film yourself loudly eating a full platter of oysters during an otherwise silent BEPP 250 lecture
9. Send us a video of yourself rapping Enter the Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers in it’s entirety.
10. Pick up a physical copy of the DP on Locust Walk and actually read it.

Good luck and good hunting! Send all videos and pics to tips@underthebutton.com.