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​PET AD: Looking to Rehouse My Weasel of a Roommate


Photo by big-ashb / CC BY 2.0

5’4”. Brown Hair. Red Blood. Semi-house trained (pees on toilet seat). Cannot feed herself. Can only eat other people’s food, even when it's labeled.

Super friendly exterior, but cunning when she wants to be. Excitable at frat parties when she sees “her girls.” Will drink anything there, but for some reason needs two Brita Filters taking up our whole fridge.

Favorite toy: frat boy who also cannot feed himself. She will growl when you take him away to wash him, so be sure to put another in her bed so she won’t notice.

Meet at Wilcaf. BYO shock collar – she can be feisty.