4 Innovative Ways to Hide Your Face Now That Blanket Scarf Szn is Ending
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February 13, 2018 at 12:23 pm
As we move through February, the days will get longer and temperatures will start to creep up. This means that blanket scarf season is slipping away as quickly as it came. I know you're all thinking of the question that naturally follows the news that blanket scarf szn is ending: where will I hide my face now when I feel uncomfortable?
No need to worry, you introvert you. There are plenty of ways to hide your face that don't involve cold weather apparel.
1. Glasses: The sun kind or the regular kind will work. This method is my favorite socially acceptable defense mechanism.
2. Umbrella: Following blanket scarf szn is the rainy szn, the perfect time to use an umbrella. Also fairly acceptable to use when it's sunny if you don't mind looking like a tourist.
3. An actual blanket: Pull a total Linus (from Peanuts) by toting a full blanket around with you. It doesn't matter that you are 20 years old. If someone questions you, just tell them you have a fever.
4. A ghost costume: There is no better way to say, "don't look at my fucking face" than just covering your entire body with a white sheet. Bonus points if you wear sunglasses over the sheet, combining my favorite two defense mechanisms.