Frat Brother in Wharton Double-Concentrating in 'Pussy' and 'Weed’

Wharton sophomore Kyle Brooks finally declared his concentration. In fact, he declared two: pussy and weed.

“You gotta follow your passions,” Brooks explained when asked why he decided to create two new concentrations within the school.

You would think that Wharton administration would resist the additions, but instead they lauded Brooks on his initiative and the fact that he is “such a fucking bro,” in the words of Vice Dean Lori Rosenkopf.

“All the professors at Wharton are absolute chillers,” Brooks counties. “Statistics professors? Jocks— they love sports. Finance? They make hella bank. Accountants? I’m not sure, but they totally get mad pootang.”

Brooks decided to skip the steps of getting a legitimate profession, and is instead going straight to the rewards of a more lucrative career. So far, he's been adequately successful, "at least in the weed part."