Climate Change is Going to Kill Us All in 15 Years—Who's Tryna Fuck?

The UN says climate genocide is upon us—who here is tryna fuck? 

All I’m saying is that we don’t have much time. The ice caps are melting at alarming rates. If you're tryna smash, speak now, before Miami is underwater. 

They're saying there isn’t much we can do without global cooperation. Only wide-sweeping, radical change can prevent the catastrophic aftermath of a 4ºC increase. 

Sounds like it’s now or never. Who’s down?