Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?

After agreeing to go, you rise from your bed and look at yourself in the mirror. An ogre stares back at you. If you’re going out you should really try to fix that. But then again, putting on actual clothing and combing your hair and just generally functioning like a normal human being are beyond your grasp. What do you do?

1. Put in effort and go out looking like a snack
2. Don't try and go out looking like yak