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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?


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At long last, you get the notification that your GoPuff delivery has arrived. Excited at the prospect of ice cream at 2 a.m., you open your door and step into the night air. A mysterious figure in GoPuff uniform is standing in front of you. As he slowly turns around, you gasp in astonishment. That gorgeous face and bod belonged to none other than Jeff from Writing Sem! And LAWD is he a hella cute delivery boy. “So,” says Jeff, “Wanna split these Sour Patch Watermelons with me?”

You don't, but you invite him in anyways.

Amid wrappers and beer bottles, Jeff takes you gently. Working in the food industry has taught Jeff the virtues of humility and humbleness, and awed at the sublimity of your features, he treats you like a deity. Your body is an instrument of passion, and Jeff the virtuoso that makes it sing. 

You awake the next morning in a state of languid bliss. Jeff is propped up on one elbow, and his eyes sparkle with warmth. He stretches, gets dressed, and before leaving gives you a kiss as radiant as sunshine that lingers on your lips for days. 

Congratulations, you fucked Jeff from Writing Sem!

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