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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?


Graphic by Sophie Trotto / The Daily Pennsylvanian; Photo from Pixabay / CC0

It’s Friday evening and you just got out of writing seminar, your loins aflame. For the past hour and half you have ogled the sexiest man you have ever had the pleasure of ogling. His name is Jeff, and he is one hot tamale. 

But of course you’re just a soggy burrito, and Jeff is way out your league. That’s okay though; a night out getting shitfaced is the healthiest way to cope with your crippling stress and overwhelming academic workload. Or, of course, you could always just stay in and take a nice, long nap. What do you do?

  1. Go out and get  m e s s y ! ! !
  2. Take a long nap