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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?


Photo by Daniel Foster / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

You break eye contact with Jeff. He’s the predator and you’re the prey, and you’re gonna make him work for his — oh shit, you tripped. Being a helpful guy, Jeff walks over and tries to help you up, but he’s so drunk that he falls on top of you. In that instant the two of you just click. “Wanna fuck?” asked Jeff, and you know that you’re always DTF. 

You head off to the nearest single-stall bathroom and get it on for a devastating 35 seconds. He reaches completion and, without a word, exits.

It was the best sex of your life.

Congratulations, you fucked Jeff from Writing Sem!

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