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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?


Photo by Todd Van Hoosear / CC BY-SA 2.0

As you slurp on the ambrosia of the gods and look out into the barren West Philadelphian streets, you know leaving the sweaty, smelly, crowded frat basement was the right call. Someone taps you on the shoulder, interrupting your quiet meditation. You turn around and see that it’s Jeff again, who is obviously infatuated with you. You’re impressed and lowkey a little bit creeped out that he followed you all the way here from the party. But also, you just finished your milkshake, and nothing makes you hornier than a stomach full of $3 Shamrock Shake. 

Taking Jeff by the hand, you lead him back to single where you make short work of him. The next morning he leaves shaking at the knees, and watching him stumble out the door you smile to yourself, knowing that you gave that boy the fucking of his lifetime. 

Congratulations! You fucked Jeff from Writing Sem!

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