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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?

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You eye Mindy and her new man like an eagle, looking for the perfect opportunity to strike. The copious amounts of alcohol that Mindy’s been consuming all night suddenly catches up with her, and she runs off to the bathroom to yak up her entire digestive tract. Like a leopard you approach your quarry, and with his back turned to you you put your hand on his shoulder and turn him around.

It’s Jeff from Writing Sem, and your heart rate immediately accelerates as your mouth gets as dry as the Engineering Quad. “H-hey Jeff,” you manage to stutter out. It turns out that Jeff derives great pleasure from nervous suitors. Jeff puts a hand on the back of your head and leans in for a kiss, and you think that you might get to experience true bliss.

At that moment Mindy returns, and the look of shock on her face drives a sword of guilt through your sinful, sinful heart. “It’s not what it looks like—” you begin.

Mindy licks her lips and a devilish glint appears in her eye. “Ooh, I’ve always wanted to have a threesome,” she says, giggling in delight. 

Before you know it, you’re both back in your single, enjoying Jeff to the very last drop. He’s more than enough man for the both of you.

Congratulations, you fucked Jeff from Writing Sem!



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