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Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Fuck Jeff From Writing Sem?


Photo from United States Air Force / Public Domain

You curl up with your favorite blanket, flick off all the lights, and get in your favorite sleep position. 

Okay... any second now.

You’re bored out of your mind and yet too lazy to leave the soft cocoon of your bed. After 35 minutes, your phone rings. You see that you just got a text from your friend Mindy begging you to go out with her. What do you do?

  1. Ignore her and pretend that you actually managed to fall asleep
  2. Cave and go with Mindy