You're a Mean One, Mr. CITsender
Photo (with edits by Adam First) by Lisa Zins // CC by 2.0
December 23, 2018 at 6:13 pm
You're a mean one, Mr. CITsender
You really are a freak
You're as slimy as snake, I see your name and shriek, Mr. CITsender
You’re nine letters that make me feel so meek!
You're a monster, Mr. CITsender
You have no heart or soul
You ruin my vacation, wish you’d dive into a hole, Mr. CITsender
I’d rather get my stockings stuffed with coal!
You're a vile one, Mr. CITsender
You give me such anxiety
You make Christmas such a nightmare when my present is a C, Mr. CITsender
I’d rather never know my grades than get another email from you!
You're a foul one, Mr. CITsender
Literally everyone hates you
Students curse your name in anger, and professors are there too, Mr. CITsender
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"What, The, Fuck!"